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!!! MEET THE BOY !!!

confucius/the boy/the mister is my partner's 5-year-old shih tzu mix and i am his dutiful stepdad!

his favorite activities include lick pads, lounging, and smelling smelly things. he dislikes thunderstorms and seeing people outside the door. he has a special dance he does when he wants something and he's a perfect haunted doll in the vessel of a dog.



confucius updates

  • 7/23/23: absolutely fucked up his haircut today. he now looks bald on his legs. truely horrible but he has no eye for aesthetics himself.
  • 7/21/23: confucius has gotten peanut butter for his lick pad today! he is pleased. he played a little with the kitty and i tonight.
  • 7/20/23: the mister has been quite lazy recently... i think skimble bothering him constantly to play makes him tired. it's also time to cut his hair. he gets lethargic when his hair is too long.



confucius pics

7/12/23 puppies and kitties friends for one million years

6/22/23: beautiful fresh hair cut on a polite young man

3/19/23: he's like if a haunted doll was a dog..

6/20/22: bath time and getting cozy at home

6/9/22: new apartment with the puppy! he is exploring

1/28/22: baby

12/25/21 and 12/31/21: a cursed and polite young man for christmas and new years

10/15/21: blair witching it and cooling off

7/9/21: my third time meeting confucius!!!